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Raw Paleo Diet to Suit You => Carnivorous / Zero Carb Approach => Topic started by: PaleoPhil on April 01, 2011, 07:34:15 pm
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Red Meat May Spell Early Death (http://www.theonion.com/articles/red-meat-may-spell-early-death,15668/)
"A federal study revealed that middle-aged Americans who ate red meat at least once a day were 30 percent more likely to die during the 10 years researchers followed them. What do you think?"
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Lol maybe if it said what they died of...
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If people eat less meat because of studies, more for us. :D
Less demand = lower prices = happy us
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Those studies focus on the consumption of COOKED GRAINFED meats. If they focused on raw, grassfed/wild meats, they would show longer lifespans.
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To those of you who think this is serious, take a look at some other news stories by this fine media outlet:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-finds-error-in-fermilab-calculations,1463/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-completes-52year-mission-to-find-kill-god,19263/
And also take a look at your calendar.
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Oh wow. I never actually clicked on the link. XD
It's a satire site.
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They may be april fool's jokes but they are hardly funny in view of the fact that there are plenty of people who have claimed much the same things in a wholly serious manner on dates other than april fool's day.
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Oh wow. I never actually clicked on the link. XD
Hee, hee, in Ireland it's called blarney. I guessed that most people wouldn't bother to click on the link. I thought Miles' beating me to it with a pre-April Fools meat-related story might have ruined it for me, but I figured it might still work. I took advantage of the tendency on the Internet for folks to "shoot from the hip" and not investigate. ;)
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Like I said, the fact that the same exact subject has been discussed already in a serious manner, means that the joke falls flat.
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Aw, lighten up Tyler, or should I say, Mr. Grumps? ;)
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Aw, lighten up Tyler, or should I say, Mr. Grumps? ;)
Originality in humour would be better, that's all.
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Here is another amusing April fools joke on Stephan's whole health source:
http://wholehealthsource.blogspot.com/2011/04/new-direction.html
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Originality in humour would be better, that's all.
And yet despite it's being unoriginal you were fooled a second time within less than 24 hours. LOL It served its purpose well. -d
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And yet despite it's being unoriginal you were fooled a second time within less than 24 hours. LOL It served its purpose well. -d
Actually, I have read much the same sort of nonsense from reading extremist raw vegan sites over the years, so it was hardly original and, like I said, to be funny, it has to be a bit more creative than such lame offerings.