Paleo Diet: Raw Paleo Diet and Lifestyle Forum
Raw Paleo Diet Forums => Off Topic => Topic started by: TylerDurden on April 25, 2012, 09:36:55 pm
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9223003/Heart-Attack-Grill-lives-up-to-its-name-as-customer-collapses.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9223003/Heart-Attack-Grill-lives-up-to-its-name-as-customer-collapses.html)
Apologies, I had chosen the wrong article for the previous title, but I changed the other thread's title for the right one, and here is the real burger-killing chain article. I'm amazed that these people can get away with encouraging a customer to die early, but, hey, I guess they are like the Darwin Awards! Make sure to recommend this burger chain to anyone you actually dislike, and claim it's really harmless despite the claims! >D -d
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Here's more:-
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/MenuInside.jpg (http://www.heartattackgrill.com/MenuInside.jpg)
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/MenuOutside.jpg (http://www.heartattackgrill.com/MenuOutside.jpg)
I have a great idea! If you want to persuade someone that cooking is unhealthy, invite them to this burger-chain. Seeing those women in nurse uniforms etc. will encourage them to switch to raw foods. Even better, if you are a rawist owner of a moderately-sized company and want your employees to eat healthier, you could always have a canteen and have all the canteen-workers dressed up as the "Grim Reaper", complete with black cloak and hood and scythe, and label the foods etc. so that if customers want cigarette-packs, they have to ask for a "lung-cancer-surprise", if they want lots of fries, they have to ask for a stroke-attack-delight", if they want pasteurised milk with a meal, they have to ask for an " osteoporosis extra" and so on...
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When I was very young Tyler and working in a hospital we would sit in the cafeteria eating - me with my weirdo healthfoods. I had names for all their dishes just like what you're talking about like arteriosclerosis fries etc. and they all would laugh so hard - but not one of them stopped eating the stuff.
One year we took my Mom to a restaurant for Thanksgiving. I kept on telling her she couldn't have things on the menu and she just couldn't understand why I wouldn't let her eat those things even on Thanksgiving. I told her because if she did she would have a heart attack and have to be taken away in an ambulance instead of enjoying a more reasonable meal and stay with us. Just then an ambulance pulled up. The waitress informed us that someone had just had a heart attack. My sweet little old Mom told the waitress - that it was because they ate the sauce and the cheese - like she was so wise and she would never do such a stupid thing. She was so cute and the whole thing so very bizarre.