That would be awesome to get him to do a few guest posts on the forum. The only glitch, though, is that I'm afraid that if I ask, he'll give his stadard response that he "doesn't have the time". Which could very well be true considering his current schedule. But then again, it would help correct the impression of the raw paleo community just like you mentioned. I'll give it a try tomorrow and see if he considers it. I'll update afterward tomorrow as to whether he's willing.

http://huntgatherlove.com/userfiles/image/caveman-large.jpg

Here's a cool paleo picture for you djr. And I' not joking, either. Try it out, it's a cool pic. 

Not to mention, why would I drive Aajonus to Ft. Lauderdale International Airport tomorrow from my personal consultation appointment in Delray if I were Harley Johnstone (DurianRider) or any other raw vegan troll.  But then again, didn't harley drive aaj to the airport in brisbane?    Oh...... Now I see where you came up with it. Makes perfect sense. 

Wow, nice luck.

This will be embarrassing so you should probably find a better way to ask about it. Why he thinks he started going bald? How bald is he?

Also - How many detoxes does he have left?

Ha ha! I better not ask it that way! He'd hitchhike. 

me: Aajonus, why are you so bald? And exactly how bald are you? I mean, maybe you should do what Donald Trump does. Combovers aren't so bad.

Aaj: (Car door opens in the middle of I-95. Exits. Car door slams shut)


See. Didn't go so well in the test run.

I could ask about the detoxes, but I'd probably would get the "I don't know" answer. I mean, look at his story about the epoxy in the nose. He didn't see that coming. But then again, after the "chemical soup" back in April  , he's probably knows almost exactly what he's got left to detoxify. We'd have to wait until he gets his leg hairs tested before we find out exactly what's to come.

hmm, a question relevant to the forum would be if he did in fact think eating from purely animal fats were superior fats,vitamins and minerals than dairy and juices (which some label as some kind of luxery, or acceptable/palatable or more available food to eat than fats and organs), as far as detoxing, healing and building. Although I suspect the answer to be no, it would be interesting if he stated specifically what shortcomings this (reliance purely on animal fats) would have, as he often seems to criticize the fruit eating aspect when speaking of paleo, which many don't practice.

I'd ask that, but he answered that already in the revision of his original book. He confirms under the "fats for great health" section under part 2 of the book that meat fats are the best for healing.

Even though Geoff speculates that cooked animal fats are the reason for them being linked to disease, you must consider that these studies don't even try to take into account exposure to chemicals and other truly disease-causing/perpetuating things. 100% of those eating SAD diets that include cooked meat, fat, and animal products are exposed daily to other toxic substances in their food and environemnt along side the animal foods being blamed.

There's mercury in more than half of corn syrups. There fillings in most people's mouths. Most people have been vaccinated with cocktails containing MSG, aluminum, and other crap. Alot of these people eat bread conditioned with bromate. Alot of them consume commercial orange juice which contains pesticides including organophosphates within the juice itself (unlike fresh squeezed juices in which the peel itself isn't part of the juicing process). And the list goes on forever. It's not the animal foods at fault, it's that the studies don't bother looking at how much of the other things people are exposed to. Not to mention the amount of sleep/rest these people get. Whether they take drugs for their headaches. Which flame retardent is on their bed. What form of water do they drink. Where do they live (ex. LA, California is a horrible place for your health). And much much more.

All those studies are belugga whales. If they die on your shore, and you eat them, you'll get botulism, dufas! < Go ahead and quote that.

  No different from others except that I eat raw meats.

  I should've expected that for an answer.

Aw c'mon Geoff. What's your day like? What's your job? Hobbies? You wake up early, or a late sleeper? Watch TV? That's what I was talking about as far as a day in the life.

Hmmmm....... How exactly does a day in the life of Geoff go? Well, Geoff.  What's your average day like from start to end? 

Looks like a florida avocado. Not huge, just more water content/less fat. Tastes awful in my opinion, like the carambolas you can get at supermarkets (like Publix). Yuck. But if you're a bit dehydrated, then it's ok (just add some raw fat and unheated honey to improve the taste).

Overstress the muscle. Remember, the man i mentioned was obsessively lifting weights for a while. He was built. 2 hours of daily lifting is not a "lack of exercise". Straining on the toilet is another good example of how overdoing it is more often causative. It's not that you're too weak to "get it out", it's just your putting too much effort into something that shouldn't take so much effort (aka squat dum-dum!).

Here in FL, a man who shops at one of my suppliers (www.bmorganics.com is their web site) got a hernia from obsessive weightlifting. As a result, he's had to stop some forms of exercise while limiting severaly others. He's been eating lots of raw fatty beef (pre-frozen) and some raw fully-fermented dairy (jersey cow milk; in the form of that "pima" stuff) for several months, in addition to the usual raw food stuffs such as fruits, vegetables, and the pain at the site of his hernia has significantly diminished as a result. (Although, he's still considering surgery as a fix, although not the standard kind, but some other less invasive kind that doesn't involve that thing placed in the abdomen to keep stuff from coming out).

How to Identify (and Ostracize) Harley Johnstone on RawPaleoForum

There numerous ways to identify super-vegan trolls in your online raw animal food diet forum/community, especially Mr. DurianRider himself (or his kinky psuedonym, "Leanne"). These nasty little buggers often show up periodically to express their opinions where they are unwanted. And they can be pretty persistent, or pretty obvious, too. Some of the ways to know whether you've got the most obnoxious raw vegan lurking in your forum include:

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1. They have an Australian accent even though they're not actually speaking. Ex.

Just me 2 cents

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2. Defensiveness. Trolls and super-vegans always defend themselves. Or at least ask for forgiveness or ask not be taken as offensive. Ex.

Hope I didnt offend anyone.

3. Quoting excerpts from We Want to Live or The Recipe For Living Without Disease not only incorrectly, but in an outrageous and exaggerated manner intended to directly smear Aajonus and the RAFD.




4. Mentioning the nutritional content of exotic fruits, especially in specific measurements. A true red alert arises when they claim there's a nutritional label on said fruit.

As much as us Australian raw paleo's hate Durianrider, I must admit that he is spot on with the sugar content of durian being 27-34g per 100g of edible portion.   

I had some organic malaysian durian and I read the pack yesterday. It confirms it and so do all the nutrition websites on the net.

5. Claiming that DurianRider should be respected and given a chance amongst the raw paleo community.

Just because I dont like someone, doesnt mean I will write off everything they say. I think part of being healthy is having an open mind.

Completely unacceptable!



6. Carbohydrate Romance Novels: Classics. (2010). Vegan Propoganda Publishing. An excerpt:

I went to Aajonus's talk last year in Australia and he said its fine to eat cooked starches BUT!!!, ONLY if you crave them. The audience was suprised and then AV said 'you Aussies obviously have not read by book 'we want to live' or you havent read it properly!! Please read it over and in more detail and you will understand this concept better'...AV said it all with charm and gently. A lot of us had been trying to be 100% raw and just feeling so weak and depressed because we thought we couldnt eat cooked starches. That night, for a few of that stayed overnight, AV organised some raw honey, organic white bread baguettes, lots of unsalted raw butter. We had a primal french stick party!  AV didnt eat any cos he was violently ill and spent the night in the bath tub vomiting and with diaoreaha unfortunately. We all had our own versions of why that was.

I felt so relieved that I didnt have to be so rigid and carb phobic and now that I eat more cooked starches and less meat, I feel way better off and I have lost the spare tyre around my mid section and have put on more muscle from the gym workouts due to being more 'carbed' up and being able to train harder. Health wise I dont have the bloating and constipation that the low fiber version of paleo gives. High fiber paleo works way better if you want a slim, muscular and tight body.AV said that some people just simply do better on low processed cooked starches like organic potatoes, millet, corn etc.

7. Oyster Bashing. Oh no you didn't, girl! 

Seeker, Im not sure what the oysters are like where you are but in Australia they are really heavy in heavy metals like mercury, strontium. I dont want to swallow heavy metals in my health tonic.

I think its unatural to hold onto to something the body wants to release, and besides, thats no fun!

8. Kinky sex, role playing, and BDSM. I'd like to say I made this up, but I couldn't have if I wanted to......

Non ejactulatory sex? I kick my partners in the balls if they ever tried that one!   

I wont live for ever and nobody else will either! We are here for a good time not a long time!

As a women, I find it very natural to feel a man's ejactulation come inside me. 

Also I learnt that in TCM, mens semen is actually a health tonic for women if consumed orally and not exposed to air or light. If you know what I mean..   

I make sure my men are eating lots of organic kipfler potatoes and flaxseeds (builds semen) a few days before they come over my place. No pun intended. 

  Out of context, you have to admit that's hilarious!


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Anyway, those are the tell-tale signs you have a DurianRider problem.
As for getting rid of these buggers, I recommend you have your forum follow Dr. Hulda Clark's protocol. Make sure you cleanse your liver and kidneys. THEN, use a zapper or Barefoot Herbalist's parasite formula. (For more info, ask goodsamaritan) Also, make sure to prevent a harsh, anti-vegan environment (immune system) to prevent proliferation of vegan propaganda and disinformation campaigns.


Tips:   
- Don't make DurianRider mad. Not that anything bad would actually happen as a result.  I mean, he might "encourage you" or something. I don't know.

Warnings:
- Same as the last one. I mean, he could throw a cucumber at you.  Or, he could make a rhyme about you. Who knows.



Questions and comments are welcome. No vegan propaganda, please. Other helpful suggestions for identifying or ostracizing DurianRider are especially welcome.