Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction

[Projectile Vomit]

Thought folks would get a kick out of this crazy, insane article. Kids, don't do this at home.

Notable quotes:

Georgi Readman, 18, of the Isle of Wight, U.K., refuses to eat fruit and vegetables and exists solely on packaged noodle soup... Readman, who is 5'3'' and 98 pounds, told the Daily News that she became hooked on the noodles when she was five-years-old and her mother still buys her packages by the dozens. She estimates eating 30 miles of noodles per year and the thought of eating anything else makes her sick.

And the best one:

Readman could not be reached for comment but according to her doctors, she is malnourished and has the health of an 80 year old.

[LePatron7]

Lmao at the last part.

[cherimoya_kid]

An early death is coming her way, unless she expands her diet.

[eveheart]

I know people who eat like this. A friend of my cousin's would only eat hot dogs. A friend's husband insisted on a plain hamburger (meat patty on a bun, no condiments or anything else) every night. The lucky ones die young. The rest of them live on and on, in the worst of health, and never have a clue why they're sick.

[Ioanna]

mom isn't doing her job 

this is sad, she didn't develop this 80 year old body overnight

[RogueFarmer]

I knew gutter punks who didn't even bother to cook it and said it was their favorite food.

[cherimoya_kid]

mom isn't doing her job 

Damn straight.

[aLptHW4k4y]

I can't imagine how people can eat those, let alone live on them. The taste is absolutely horrible, besides the fact that they look like crap.

[svrn]

the msg makes your mouth want more and more. i used to love the stuff.