How to Identify (and Ostracize) Harley Johnstone on RawPaleoForumThere numerous ways to identify super-vegan trolls in your online raw animal food diet forum/community, especially Mr. DurianRider himself (or his kinky psuedonym, "Leanne"). These nasty little buggers often show up periodically to express their opinions where they are unwanted. And they can be pretty persistent, or pretty obvious, too. Some of the ways to know whether you've got the most obnoxious raw vegan lurking in your forum include:
~~~1. They have an Australian accent even though they're not actually speaking. Ex.
Just me 2 cents
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2. Defensiveness. Trolls and super-vegans always defend themselves. Or at least ask for forgiveness or ask not be taken as offensive. Ex.
Hope I didnt offend anyone.
3. Quoting excerpts from We Want to Live or The Recipe For Living Without Disease not only incorrectly, but in an outrageous and exaggerated manner intended to directly smear Aajonus and the RAFD.
4. Mentioning the nutritional content of exotic fruits, especially in specific measurements. A true red alert arises when they claim there's a nutritional label on said fruit.
As much as us Australian raw paleo's hate Durianrider, I must admit that he is spot on with the sugar content of durian being 27-34g per 100g of edible portion. 
I had some organic malaysian durian and I read the pack yesterday. It confirms it and so do all the nutrition websites on the net.
5. Claiming that DurianRider should be respected and given a chance amongst the raw paleo community.
Just because I dont like someone, doesnt mean I will write off everything they say. I think part of being healthy is having an open mind.
Completely unacceptable!
6. Carbohydrate Romance Novels: Classics. (2010). Vegan Propoganda Publishing. An excerpt:
I went to Aajonus's talk last year in Australia and he said its fine to eat cooked starches BUT!!!, ONLY if you crave them. The audience was suprised and then AV said 'you Aussies obviously have not read by book 'we want to live' or you havent read it properly!! Please read it over and in more detail and you will understand this concept better'...AV said it all with charm and gently. A lot of us had been trying to be 100% raw and just feeling so weak and depressed because we thought we couldnt eat cooked starches. That night, for a few of that stayed overnight, AV organised some raw honey, organic white bread baguettes, lots of unsalted raw butter. We had a primal french stick party! AV didnt eat any cos he was violently ill and spent the night in the bath tub vomiting and with diaoreaha unfortunately. We all had our own versions of why that was.
I felt so relieved that I didnt have to be so rigid and carb phobic and now that I eat more cooked starches and less meat, I feel way better off and I have lost the spare tyre around my mid section and have put on more muscle from the gym workouts due to being more 'carbed' up and being able to train harder. Health wise I dont have the bloating and constipation that the low fiber version of paleo gives. High fiber paleo works way better if you want a slim, muscular and tight body.AV said that some people just simply do better on low processed cooked starches like organic potatoes, millet, corn etc.
7. Oyster Bashing. Oh no you didn't, girl!
Seeker, Im not sure what the oysters are like where you are but in Australia they are really heavy in heavy metals like mercury, strontium. I dont want to swallow heavy metals in my health tonic.
I think its unatural to hold onto to something the body wants to release, and besides, thats no fun!
8. Kinky sex, role playing, and BDSM. I'd like to say I made this up, but I couldn't have if I wanted to......
Non ejactulatory sex? I kick my partners in the balls if they ever tried that one! 
I wont live for ever and nobody else will either! We are here for a good time not a long time!
As a women, I find it very natural to feel a man's ejactulation come inside me.
Also I learnt that in TCM, mens semen is actually a health tonic for women if consumed orally and not exposed to air or light. If you know what I mean.. 
I make sure my men are eating lots of organic kipfler potatoes and flaxseeds (builds semen) a few days before they come over my place. No pun intended. 
Out of context, you have to admit that's hilarious!
~~~Anyway, those are the tell-tale signs you have a DurianRider problem.
As for getting rid of these buggers, I recommend you have your forum follow Dr. Hulda Clark's protocol. Make sure you cleanse your liver and kidneys. THEN, use a zapper or Barefoot Herbalist's parasite formula. (For more info, ask goodsamaritan) Also, make sure to prevent a harsh, anti-vegan environment (immune system) to prevent proliferation of vegan propaganda and disinformation campaigns.
Tips: - Don't make DurianRider mad. Not that anything bad would actually happen as a result.
I mean, he might "encourage you" or something. I don't know.
Warnings:- Same as the last one. I mean, he could throw a cucumber at you.
Or, he could make a rhyme about you. Who knows.
Questions and comments are welcome. No vegan propaganda, please. Other helpful suggestions for identifying or ostracizing DurianRider are especially welcome.
