Tzatziki sauce..

[laterade]

Because it is nothing more than a delicious fluid of milky slime, I won't be posting pictures.

1 cup............ Dairy Cream
1Tsp...............Cucumber juice OR 1/3 cup.. diced cucumber
1Tbsp............ Lemon juice
1Tbsp............ Balsamic vinegar
1/2Tbsp......... Coconut aminos (salty but not salt, you could use a pinch of salt if you want)
However much garlic you like

This is a rough estimate, do it to please you, or to the liking of someone who can't take the straight beef flavor... yet