When I was very young Tyler and working in a hospital we would sit in the cafeteria eating - me with my weirdo healthfoods. I had names for all their dishes just like what you're talking about like arteriosclerosis fries etc. and they all would laugh so hard - but not one of them stopped eating the stuff.
One year we took my Mom to a restaurant for Thanksgiving. I kept on telling her she couldn't have things on the menu and she just couldn't understand why I wouldn't let her eat those things even on Thanksgiving. I told her because if she did she would have a heart attack and have to be taken away in an ambulance instead of enjoying a more reasonable meal and stay with us. Just then an ambulance pulled up. The waitress informed us that someone had just had a heart attack. My sweet little old Mom told the waitress - that it was because they ate the sauce and the cheese - like she was so wise and she would never do such a stupid thing. She was so cute and the whole thing so very bizarre.
