What would you bring to our Raw Paleo Party?

[goodsamaritan]

Let's just imagine we can have a global raw paleo party.
We can all fly in as we are all loaded with money.
What would you bring to our Raw Paleo party?

[TylerDurden]

Some raw wild hare carcasses and some raw scallops.

[Dwight]

Antelope
Bear
Snake
Yak
King Crabs
Lobsters

All raw and bloody. YEAH!

[kurite]

Chicken hearts...so tasty!

[BakeyMan]

a couple of buckets of whipped marrow

[goodsamaritan]

a couple of buckets of whipped marrow

Whipped?

[leadahead]

pictures of what you would virtually bring would be nice. ha ha ha

[michaelwh]

Raw wild boar. (hunted, not farm-raised). It's my favourite meat. I've tasted both hunted wild boar, and farm-raised wild boar. The difference is like night and day.

[ForTheHunt]

Nice. I'd like to taste that boar.

I shot a few reindeer last week, I'd bring them. It is by far the best meat in the world.

[yuli]

Call me a bad girl or whatever...but I would make some blood shots for those that still consume some alcohol...
Which would be shots of half good Russian vodka or quality gin, and half blood! 
After all its a party right?

[raw]

Call me a bad girl or whatever...but I would make some blood shots for those that still consume some alcohol...
Which would be shots of half good Russian vodka or quality gin, and half blood! 
After all its a party right?

cool! i've never drunk any kind of alcohol in my life...i might try your bloody drink.

i'll feed everyone the raw animal stomach!!

[Josh]

I'll bring crocodile's ball bags.

[Sully]

An empty stomach! 

[yon yonson]

An empty stomach! 

ha, clever.

i would have to bring bison liver and beef marrow (i can't really see how anyone could get better marrow than i can; not trying to brag, but i can get some damn good stuff). i could also make some bone meal unless van calls it.

[yuli]

I'll bring crocodile's ball bags.

Lets serve the bloody shots in the emptied crocodile balls! 

[RawZi]

We can all fly in as we are all loaded with money.

    I haven't tried it yet nor know where to get it, but I'd bring: snake to eat, enough snake for everyone.

[Sully]

Truly wild fruits (no domesticated genes, if winter, some sea food. Maybe some large wild scallops would be nice change from some red meat.

If I could bring anything with no limitation.... Elephant carcass.

[Hannibal]

Lots of delicious lamb testicles 
They are on the right side of the picture -

[raw]

    I haven't tried it yet nor know where to get it, but I'd bring: snake to eat, enough snake for everyone.

rawzi, this is a secret between you and me, DON'T TELL MY PARENTS, they will kill me for sure... i get plenty of cool snakes in my country home. they're everywhere. WE'LL SHARE!!!!!!

[raw]

Lots of delicious lamb testicles 

lamb testicles are so yummy! Gosh, i miss them. please, invite me in your party.

[RawZi]

Lots of delicious lamb testicles  
They are on the right side of the picture -

    I like the taste of lamb liver so much more than calf liver or cow liver.  Even when I ate cooked meat as a child I could swallow lamb, but not beef or veal.  I love lamb brains, but beef are pretty good.  I dislike the taste of bison testicle.  Do tup or ram lam testicles taste much better than bison's?  If so, I may eat a very healthy portion of what you bring.  I love your gallon pickle jars of parts! (and bread box not used for bread either)

rawzi, this is a secret between you and me, DON'T TELL ... will kill me for sure... i get plenty of cool snakes in my country home. they're everywhere. WE'LL SHARE!!!!!!

    I want to learn about wild snake meat.  This party will be so much fun!  Thank you, raw!  Is it an embarrassment back there to eat snake?  I won't tell them.  My dad ate rattler and anything else that wasn't fast enough (or so the story goes).  When I came along, he slowed down.  

[Hannibal]

I like the taste of lamb liver so much more than calf liver or cow liver.

Me too.
Recently I've eaten liver from a male sheep. It was different from lamb one, but very savorous.

If so, I may eat a very healthy portion of what you bring.  

You'll definitely devour it

and bread box not used for bread either)

That's my parents'. The oil too.

[RawZi]

Recently I've eaten liver from a male sheep. It was different from lamb one, but very savorous. You'll definitely devour it ;)That's my parents'. The oil too.

    I wondered about the bottle of oil.  You don't seem oily.  I love how raw fat takes oiliness away.

    I want to eat raw sheep.  Somehow it doesn't seem to exist here.  Maybe it's all cloning and petrie dishes.  I'm drinking raw unpasteurized unthermalized sheep yogurt as I type this note.  I don't understand why no mutton meat anywhere I've been in the US my whole life.  I've only seen it cooked, it was in an Ethiopian restaurant party.

    I want to get a restaurant now, so I'll be better supplied with raw meat.

[Brother]

[Josh]

that's all very nice brother, but i still prefer banging rocks on wood.