Tinker's Bubble? Btw, 50 acres is tiny, right?
Bingo! How you managed to determine that from my description miles I am at a loss to know! Well done! Have you ever stayed there? It's a magical place. Unfortunately, this was 13 years ago that I stayed and long before my RAF days. In fact, I was still vegetarian! I was suffering with totally disabling hay fever during my stay which made it almost unbearable. Of course, I haven't had the slightest sign of hay fever for years now.
Fifty acres is quite a large area and was certainly sufficient to provide the requirements of the 20 or so adults and children living there. Fruit/veg gardens, pigs, goats and a sustainable supply of timber (cut in their own developed steam powered sawmill! I wonder what the place is like now? I would expect that it's moved on significantly.
Maybe that would be true, but I've got comfort, as there aren't any racoons over there; they're don't live in Poland. 
Do you get badgers or similar scavenging pests?
Ah, yes. I forgot about those pictures of your fresh mutton. I think we could declare it a draw!

I now recall thinking at the time that your mutton picture where you're holding it on the balcony looks very similar to the lamb breasts that I buy.
So you're just storing your meat in the ground? That's wonderfully paleo (apart from the glass jars obviously!). I hope you're right and that the forest creatures don't get there before you!

Yes, indeed, that's my heaven.
Look at these pics - http://maciek-tyfel.fotosik.pl/slideshow.php?id=782444&type=album&add1=maciek-tyfel
Stunning Hannibal! Is that all your own private land/woodland?! You appear quite young still. If you don't mind me asking - what do you do for a living to be able to afford such a wonderful '2nd' home?! How much would something like that cost in Poland? Perhaps I need to relocate to Eastern Europe?!