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Offline yuli

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Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« on: October 15, 2010, 02:31:16 pm »
I made these beauties yesterday...
They are truffles made with
75% macadamians (buttered) / 25% pistachios (ground)
LOTS of raw cacao powder
Cinnamon
Pinch of cayenne
Enough wild honey for desired sweetness level (I like mine bitter)

They are frozen for a while, taken out, and then eaten really really fast  :D



Mmmmm, what a desert, I love chocolate as much as good red meat and salmon  :P




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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 03:49:29 pm »
those look bomb. im gonna have to try that, as i made brownies kinda w walnuts ground, butter, honey, pumkin, pumkin seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and sometin else. they were cooked though which didnt digest well(first time makin junk food on paleo diet). how much of what did u use/instructions? ima try that
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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 04:04:22 pm »
Ha ha ha, anything is possible!
I bet the vegans will pick up this recipe.
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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 10:03:03 pm »
Nice.

I love chocolate, although I think it's toxic as hell.

Take everyones advice with a grain of salt. Try things out for your self and then make up your mind.

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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2010, 05:58:54 am »
how much of what did u use/instructions? ima try that

Well I never measure anything exactly I always do it using my the eye/taste method.

But basically for the most its macadamias and pistachio 75%/25%.
So use 3 times more macadamias that you would pistachios (or just experiment with other nuts but macadamias give it that smooth buttery-ness).
Grind the macadamias in a good coffee grinder and it turns into mold-able oily nut butter.
Grind the pistachios until its crumbly & flour-like.
Mix those two by kneading with you hands.
Then add the coco powder, USE A LOT! I didn't measure but kept putting more and more, the dough should be Black, after all if you`re eating these things you want to consume chocolate right (=
You can also add the cinnamon to taste and a pinch of cayenne for a little spiciness (other things like nutmeg or vanilla may be nice).
For the honey it depends on how sweet you want it, start by adding half a teaspoon, knead it in - then taste the dough to see if its sweet enough for you, if not add another half teaspoon etc (I used about a teaspoon here)
Then comes the fun part you can compress it and roll it into balls! Then freeze, that all the instructions  :P

PS. at times I use Xylitol to add less honey and have more sweetness, Xylitol is very sweet sugar-alcohol occurring naturally in things like birch trees and its very good for teeth and gums.

I bet the vegans will pick up this recipe.

Yup this is definitely vegan, I feel sorry for vegans, slowly starving people, at least they can have this so they don`t feel so sad lol just kidding

I love chocolate, although I think it's toxic as hell.

Well I doubt that its toxic as hell, ( drinking gasoline is toxic as hell...lol or eating processed food) at least I don't have any bad reaction to it. Its a nice stimulant for me, I love working after eating chocolate and doing creative stuff, its a great 'natural drug', also I heard its bursting with many good antioxidants, I use the raw kind it tastes even better. I find it works even better then coffee on me. Some people don't eat it (not everyone has the same effect maybe) but I believe to me it does my body and brain good  O0
Plus its got that special taste and effect that is unique to itself, people say carob powder is an alternative...Bullshit, I tried carob and it taste like nasty fried grain powder, why would people use that to substitute something as lovely as chocolate. Thats beyond me.

I'll post more paleo raw JUNK FOOD when I decide to make something special again   ;)

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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2010, 06:39:50 am »
Yup this is definitely vegan, I feel sorry for vegans, slowly starving people, at least they can have this so they don`t feel so sad lol just kidding

Vegans eat honey?
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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2010, 06:49:24 am »
Vegans eat honey?

Oh yeah thats right, they don't...well they can use that agave nectar crap or something of the sort...maybe I should give these to some vegan people and after they eat it say oops you ate honey now...now youre gonna DIE  >D
I wasn't even trying to make this for vegans ha ha...its just my desserts (except for the honey) are vegan in nature because...well...I don't want to try making deserts with meat, thats good enough on its own  :P

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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2010, 06:51:13 am »
Cool. I used to make a homemade version of lara bar. Dried fruit nuts and spices.

They do look like deer droppings. Haha, would be a cool prop for a movie.

Hey yuli, try that. Make a video a call it eating deer poop. And put those out in the woods and pretend your eating deer poop.

That would be hilarious, to think some people will actually think hat's what your eating.
OK I went too far.... -X

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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2010, 06:59:08 am »
Vegans eat honey?
Some claim veganism and eat honey.
Then again some people eat fish and call themselves vegetarians...

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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2010, 07:09:27 am »
Some claim veganism and eat honey.
Then again some people eat fish and call themselves vegetarians...

Collectively know as the mentally ill. Vegans that say they are healthy because they are vegans BUT eat fish...its like dude, thats the resaon you can be 'vegan', the fish is keeping you alive...actually vegan diet + fish - grains = normal and healthy diet for many people (better then SAD for sure)

They do look like deer droppings. Haha, would be a cool prop for a movie.
Hey yuli, try that. Make a video a call it eating deer poop. And put those out in the woods and pretend your eating deer poop.
That would be hilarious, to think some people will actually think hat's what your eating.
OK I went too far.... -X

No thats not too far, its genius, just think of how funny that will be. Now I need to make more and go to the forest and do this, like a nature show, ha ha ha...I'd love to put that on youtube and die laughing reading the comments...damn I am out of nuts to, so I'll have to wait. They do look like deer droppings a lot

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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2010, 08:52:51 am »
lol seriously i did, when i put lol i mean it

Maybe you can even get close to deer and film it. Here's and idea for a script..

Scene #1 Filming deer, and you say, "OK, it's gonna poop soon."
Scene #2 Approach area where the deer was. "Yeah, it let a few go. Smells pretty bad, but its suppose to be healthy for you."
Scene #3 Eating fake deer droppings, and say "It's not bad, really mild....It's actually pretty good though...seriously."
Scene #4 Screen turns black, and the audience hears coughing.
Scene #5 Shows you laying on the floor shaking.

Ok I am done..lol

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« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2010, 01:13:51 pm »
heh, the deer in the park are very illusive, I don't think I can get close...
but I was thinking of something like this...I can fade in other movies of deer....

1) Deer walking through the forest...fades to...
2) Me walking through the forest, checking for signs of deer by the branches, listening for deer - looking for tracks and smelling the air....lol...fades to...
3) Footage of a deer pooping slow motion...fades to...
4) Me finding deer tracks, and following them and other clues...fades to...
5) Footage of a deer being startled and running off...fades to...
6) Me finding some deer droppings and eating them...fades to...
7) Me hallucinating in the forest and being enlightened by the experience (I can add some special effects with Flash), gaining the wisdom of the deer spirit, maybe seeing the deer forest lord spirit (like in the animation Princess Mononoke)

I don`t think I will have any speech in the film, just let the visuals lead the people to truly understanding this deep and touching story of my one-ness with nature.

What a retarded script, what great idea, i truly love it  ;D

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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2010, 11:54:50 am »
Its going down guys, thanks for the inspiration.
I'll just have to look around my cave for a camera
unless the camcordus tree is in season LOL

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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 08:51:04 pm »
I want them so badd damnnn.... :o

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Re: Raw Paleo JUNK FOOD (=
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 05:44:39 am »
I had 'Paleo junk food' to beat them all in late summer of 2010 when we had a Primal Diet potluck.
A relatively new but very resourceful Primal Dieter brought two large livers of home grown pet goats that had been nurtured from birth.  This liver did not taste like what I always thought liver would taste like.  It came very close to chocolate in its melt-in-the-mouth consistency.  People raved and circled the table until this was quickly consumed.  One person even called the next day to see if we had any 'extra' which we gave him. 

 

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