Give us a laugh !

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4375718/Diners-requests-hilariously-misunderstood.html

[raw-al]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4389452/Italy-s-S-t-Museum-turns-manure-Tuscan-pottery.html

My understanding is that collecting manure paddies in India is a job. It is used for fire. It burns at a very high temperature and is actually specifically called for for making certain Ayurvedic concoctions because of it's extreme heat.

[TylerDurden]

My understanding is that collecting manure paddies in India is a job. It is used for fire. It burns at a very high temperature and is actually specifically called for for making certain Ayurvedic concoctions because of it's extreme heat.

Oh sure, the article wasn't only cited for  reasons of humour but also because it was a rather environmentally-friendly approach and a hell of a lot better than just pouring it all into the oceans.

[raw-al]

A friend of mine who has an interest in history said this: "The use of this stuff in wattle and daub architecture goes back a long, long way. Those Tudor style houses are examples."

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4397852/Billionaire-Berlusconi-saves-Easter-lambs-slaughter.html

It seems that SJWs have run out of  human minorities to protect so being a vegetarian is the newest way to show compassion....

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4401498/What-eggs-say-YOU.html


As usual, they don't even consider the possibility that someone might eat their eggs raw....

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4415854/US-embassy-questions-British-BABY-terrorist-fears.html

During my one flight  to the US, I was astonished at the incredibly  stupid questions on the form I was given, and was almost tempted to tick "yes". Later on, I was told by an American that government officials in the US have absolutely no sense of humour  so I was glad I didn't go ahead with it.

[TylerDurden]

Foodporn with steak-tartare:-


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4432060/Salt-Bae-goes-viral-cutting-slab-beef-MID-AIR.html

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4432612/Pakistani-man-50-addicted-eating-trees.html

[raw-al]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4432612/Pakistani-man-50-addicted-eating-trees.html

I recall is some book, I read that eating leaves that have been juiced is a good thing. Maybe I'll try it.....

[TylerDurden]

http://www.runnersworld.com/boston-marathon/meet-the-nearly-naked-caveman-with-the-best-finish-line-photo-of-the-boston-marathon

[goodsamaritan]

"Ok ok. I accept. Leave me the 18-24 year olds instead".

http://asexywomanofacertainage.com/women-in-their-50s-are-the-best-women-for-men-to-date-heres-10-reasons-why/

[TylerDurden]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-cuban-diet-eat-less-exercise-more-and-preventable-deaths-are-halved-8566603.html

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4527028/Lessons-longevity-centenarians-infographic.html

[PaleoPatsy]

You could just post the Daily Mail homepage for a good laugh 

[TylerDurden]

The DM has a wonderful record unlike the other newspapers. It is far more accurate/politically-incorrect overall, and actually offers what its readers want.  That means, sadly, that it also offers tabloid celebrity gossip to the more cerebrally-challenged, but, on the other hand, it  also allows others to read articles which are much more solid-science-based than, say, the Guardian or the Sun newspapers or the WSJ or whatever. The only caution is to avoid the online DM on a Sunday as the MAil on Sunday is too obviously  Stalinist.

It`s odd that the other newspapers are not copying the DM`s successful online strategy. Instead, they are losing readers en-masse  by forcing payments on subscribers, while the DM is laughing its way to the bank re advertising revenues. One cannot very well provide links  on forums to articles when only, say, the first 10 lines are shown, if that, unless one pays every time.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/article-4318338/Daily-Mail-crowned-Newspaper-Year-Press-Oscars.html

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4560738/How-cookbooks-evolved-centuries.html

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4561558/Model-hired-human-sushi-platter-slaps-male-customer.html

Now this IS RVAF diet style cuisine!

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648094/Inventor-straps-76-DRONES-seat-takes-skies.html

[TylerDurden]

The horro of fast-food:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4660638/Donner-KEBAB-meat-carted-sweaty-4x4.html


Admittedly, there is nothing worse than aged cooked foods, especially aged cooked animal foods with plenty of cooked animal fats.

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4651642/Is-Kalahari-melon-seed-oil-new-wonder-ingredient.html

New, absurd superfood appearing. I hope growing this won't ruin the environment like the craze for coconut-oil and palm-oil.

[surfsteve]

Sounds like a fad to me.

[TylerDurden]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4664512/Man-finds-rodent-Tesco-ready-eat-salad.html

[surfsteve]

When I was a little kid I opened a can of orange soda and almost swallowed something that turned out to be a huge, orange colored moth! At my mother's urging I taped him to a letter explaining what happened to the company. To my surprise they sent me a huge case of orange soda and a letter of apology saying they would look into the matter. The thought to sue them never even crossed my mind. Things were different back then over 50 years ago!

[TylerDurden]

Err, wrong link?